Spamber

Amber "Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled." - Steve Martin Biographical Data     Full Legal Name: Spamber Apparent Age: Mid Twenties Demeanor: Architect Height: 5'2" Hair: Blue Eyes: Brown Occupation: Museum Cafe Attendant Themesong: Dueling Banjos Overview Amber has been in Minnesota for a rather brief period of time. She works part time at the Science Museum of Minnesota with a part time paid gig in their cafe and as a volunteer in their dinosaur exhibit. She's from somewhere deep south, with swamps, at least if you talk to her, but the exact location isn't one that has been discerned. She is found commonly in bars trying to convince people to buy her drinks or food, runs around in cold rain without a care for health and otherwise acts rather childish. Interests The things I wanted to be when I was a kid were an archeologist because of dinosaur bones; a garbage man, because they got to ride on the side of the trucks; and a writer. Nick Tosches Dinosaurs- I really hope we are doomed to repeat the past. Time Travel - I really hope the doomed past will repeat. Mirror's Edge - I really hope I am doomed to repeat the past. Rooftops - I really hope I am past doom. Affiliations Elizabeth - My Sister! Sometimes family is chosen. Ben - Cousin! You're a pain in the ass, never change. Matiz - Uncle Man! Rachel - Take me down to paradice city... Please! Ozzie - Lets stir up some trouble. Travis - You sir are too nice for your own good. Aria - Can I be your designer please? Elliott - The best hair in the whole wide world. Can I paint yet? Gallery